KATEKATE
Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve?
CHRISTMAS
Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving?
Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster
KATE
Huh?
CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cly
Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving
That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cwazy
The more you ruv someone
The more you wishing him dead
Sometime you rook at him
And only see fat and razy
And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head
Love
KATE
Love
CHRISTMAS
And hate
KATE
And hate
CHRISTMAS
Dey like two brudders
KATE
Brothers
CHRISTMAS
Who go on a date
KATE
Who ... what?
CHRISTMAS
Where one of dem goes odder one foddows
You inviting them
He also bringing sorrow
KATE
Ah, yes
CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem
KATE
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
CHRISTMAS
Ruvving and kiring fit like hand in glove
KATE
Hand in gloves
CHRISTMAS
So, if a someone you are wanting so to kir dem
You go and find him
And you get him
And you no kir dem
Cos chances go ...