When we were last here we named our offspring
But we never even did it, we never really did anything.
We shared a birthday so we we shared a do
And they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you.
I/you did the sheet trick, you/I did a yawn
So I/you went out with the boys, stealing the milk at dawn.
I was a virgin, you were on holiday.
I'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay.
So I let the wine decide what I should do.
At least I was careful - I remeber it was blue.