Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team, but I'm not very good. The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be... Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's timefor me to be a girl. It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life.
I'll have to make all new friends, I 'm gonna lose my wife. But that's okay with me. There's something in my soul. It doesn't matter who's the better man, it the man who gets to bowl. I 've made my decision , I'm gonna make the change. There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game. It's gonna be so great. It's gonna be the best, besides, I've always told myself I look good in a dress.
I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off. I'll never have to cough. Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream. I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.
I hope I throw a strike, 'cause I'll never score again. My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then...