His name's Doom
They wonder just who is he
But don't worry
Believe me he'll get busy when it comes to...
Poetry he's got plenty la la la...
la la la la la la
Jump em in like jump rope
Double-Dutch then turn on the mic with a thumb stroke
Subtle touch, cuddle clutch, is this thing on?
Like the fling with Mrs King Kong, this spring gone
Sing a song of slap happy crappiness
He came to flow like it was strapped to his nappy chest
Surely I jest, the best on a wireless
Mic not an eye test, yet I digress
But why stress, try an remember when
Maybe bit the tender skinned babysitter Gwendlyn
The type ta hit and run and go tell a friend
Word to el muerto cucaracha exo-skeleton
He know, flow like inter-stellar wind
Tow a rap jinn by his toe and to hell again
Ahem! 1-2 check me too
Loose wreck, see through your Goose Neck EQ
Chorus
Ay! If I may interject?
Rap these days is like a pain up in the neck
Cornier and phonier than a play fight
Take two of these and don