[Intro Eminem]
Cause bitches all...giggling and shit(c'mon bitch)
but they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
catch an attitude and shit(c'mon bitch, c'mon bitch)
...so we got one for em...it goes like this
[Verse - Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes,
you like to hear it? Here it goes.
A little somethin you prolly won't hear on your radios
but when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
and if I'm talkin too fast, it just means you're listenin to slow
and if you listen a little faster, maybe you'll catch up, bitch
cause if you don't d-d-don't you just made me mess up, bitch
b-brba-brbra it don't matter I'm just babblin,
like you'd understand what I'm sayin,
anyway I'm just jabberin in one ear and I'm out the other
you're so fuckin drunk
all you hear is the beat b-b-b-beat, I could be sayin anything
so just get your ass on the floor
wear those same pants that you wore from the day before
baby go on shake that ass like a whore
[Chorus - Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah I'm talkin to you(BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
Yeah that's it, bitch
Yeah I called you a bitch(BITCH)
Whatchu gon do bout it(BITCH)
Sit there and cry like a little(BITCH, BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
You little trash(BITCH)
Yeah that's it
Yeah I called you a trash(BITCH)
Not trailer trash(SWITCH)
Take the person you're with and exchange partners(BITCH)
[Verse - Swifty McVay]
Tell a nigga there ain't no hangin,
and fuck callin home
and see you look at me before you answer the phone
when I flee, you ass can get naked and be as free and you want to be freak
but I'm takin the key with me
you ain't gonna get shit, so don't even ask
disrespect my wishes(BITCH)
I'll beat cho ass
Watch me comin home eatin half of your doggy bag
and I'll leavin laughin, while you callin me on a rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
and before she cut em on, Kuniva already (SWITCH)
your ass ain't even ridin with Swift, unless you hoe'n
when I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you goin.
[Bizarre]
Hoe ain't the only thing you call a girl
slut, tramp("Oh, how you doin Sheryl?")
Ever since I was 8, I've been startin to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eatin cheese cake
scrambled eggs and steaks, strawberries and grapes
damn that sound great....hold on, wait!(Bizzy!)
Okay...back to the bitches
wash the dishes after that, give me stitches
I'll fuck a half-indian chick, suck my dick
this time tommorrow: I won't remember shit
Have respect for a player, I got on Snoop Gators
and ain't Annihilators, bitch
[Chorus]
[Verse Kon Artis/Kuniva (Bitch)]
Kon Artis: "Ey baby what's up withchu?"
Kuniva: "Ey yo your man here witchu? Nah you single I can tell"
Kon Artis: "Nah you came with THEM hoes didn't you?"
Kuniva: "No, you mean friends. Girl excuse him it's the liquor"
Kon Artis: