I support your love like a ball and chain
drive my life in the slowest lane
but the lights have turned to green now.
I look at you and I see your tears
I step into a higher gear
I'm gonna slam my foot down.
Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
won't happen again.
I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God that I never ever had.
When I first plucked you from your cot
you chuckled sweet and smiled a lot
things were just ok.
But now you're old and you're going grey
and you're getting fatter with each new day
I can't stand to be near you.
Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
won't happen again.
I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God that I never ever had.
This band of gold on my left hand
is the symbol of a broken man
it tells of a tragic life.
And even now I curse the day
I was stupid enough to say
I want you for my wife.
Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
won't happen again.
I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God that I never ever had.
And I wish to God that I never ever had.