You're sleeping around, gotta lot of partners
Getting' ass, gettin' head, fucked a lot of daughters
Hit it once, then you're done, then move onto others
Livin' just like a king...
Your pee starts to burn, gettin' worried
Your balls start to itch, scratch with fury...
The swelling won't stop - Getting' worried...
Better.Go.Get.Tested....
And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive - You better go get some med's...
Take your dock-si-syc-clean...
I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty shit...
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!
The chicks you can't call - Don't even have their number
You feel all alone - Take your a pills for a week...
And the women - Which one was dirty?
And.what.were.her.symptoms?
Girls have ab-do-man pain, in many cases
It hurts like hell during urination...
Won't have any kids - steral -li- zation
Better.Go.Get.Tested....
And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive - You better go get some med's...
Take your dock-si-syc-clean...
I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty shit...
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(put a hoody on your woody)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(Chlamydia)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
So think twice about who you're sleeping with...
You never know until it's too late...
It's a siiiiii-len-len-len-t killer...
Just protect your-sel-el-el-f!
And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive - You better go get some med's...
Take your dock-si-syc-clean...
I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty shit...
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!