Bowling for Soup - Somebody Get My Mom Şarkı Sözleri

woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock

then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, I lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse I