one is you
two is me
three's a baby
four's the family
buy the cake
buy the ring
get the knife
stick it in
cos it all adds up you've got one stab at love
cos I'm gonna love you til you die
cos I'm gonna love you til you die
five is love
six is plastic
seven's money
eight's fantastic
buy the car
buy the house
get the wheels
flick the mouse
cos it all adds up you've got one stab at love
cos I'm gonna love you til you die
cos I'm gonna love you til you die
slap your kids
hit your wife
cos you hate your life
screw the f-word in your fist
cross the numbers off your list
You'll never be much wiser than a failed womaniser
for once in your life be a man and expire
cos I'm gonna love you til you die
cos I'm gonna love you til you die