I knew it would happen someday
But I never thought that itd be tonight
Then you walked into the bar with your new Mr. Right
With that big ol chip on my shoulder
And Johnny Walker making me see red
I decided Id walk right on over and pour him a beer
On his head
And I know Ill regret this tomorrow
Its just another cross that Ill have to bare
Im sober enough to know better
But Im just drunk enough not to care
No, its not my proudest moment
But when he swung at my face and just missed
I decided there and then Id introduce his chin to my right fist
Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend
Said Darlin you sure look nice
For a low down cheatin, dead beatin, cold hearted witch
Who ruined my life
And I know Ill regret this tomorrow
Itll be another cross that Ill have to bare
Im sober enough to know better
But Im just drunk enough not to care
Yeah I know Ill regret this tomorrow,
Cause Mr. Rights finally comin up for air
Im sober enough to know better
But Im just drunk enough not to care
I know Ill regret this tomorrow,
Instead of leavin I sat back in my chair
Im sober enough to know better
But Im just drunk enough not to care