Yesterday was my birthday
I just turned 28
Tomorrow I?m getting married
We got twins coming on the way
Pretty soon I?ll retire
But from what nobody?s got a clue
Maybe we should throw a party
I?ll get drunk and say thank you
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good
Yesterday was my high school
I guess it wasn?t all that bad
Before that was my preschool
I want to grow up to be my dad
Last year my parents did it
I want to thank you both for that
Maybe we could throw a party
We could all grow old and fat
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good
Tomorrow night I?ll be dying
Choking on a chicken bone
Pretty soon you?ll be crying
Waiting at my funeral
In a year you won?t remember
Remember what nobody?s got a clue
Maybe then just throw a party
In honor of your friend Andrew
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don?t know what it means but it can?t be good