Eddie:
What is a man when he gives up his soul
For a lick from a chick who completely takes control
Malcolm:
Tell the tale
Eddie:
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes
Malcolm:
What is a man when he turns on his friends
We've been tossed, now we're lost, just a platter of burnt ends
Eddie:
I feel ya
Malcolm:
How do we make our hero wide awake
So that he could realize
Eddie & Malcolm:
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes she is bad, bad news
Malcolm:
Bad news
Eddie & Malcolm:
Our buddy Brett is gonna regret that he ever said yes
The girl may be hot but all that he's got is
Bad, bad news
Eddie:
What do you do when your friend's life's at stake?
Malcolm:
Man, he's flipped
Simon:
No, he's whipped like the cream on a cake
Malcolm:
What can we say?
Eddie:
He won't talk
Richie:
He won't play
Boys:
How can one tongue destroy our whole team?
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Richie:
She's like a snake
Eddie:
She's like a cockroach
Simon:
She's like a cow…a skinny cow!
Boys:
Wow she is bad, bad news
Bad news
We're abandoned, left in the sand, and who are we now?
He fell for a slut with a fabulous butt
But she's bad, bad news
Eddie:
Perhaps there's a way we can…dispose of her.
Malcolm:
Maybe she can meet with an accident.
Simon:
We have got to make clear that she's not welcome here
The most horrible way we can find
Malcolm:
We can go train a pitbull to chew on her flesh
Eddie:
I don't think they attack their own kind
Richie:
We could torture her mother and chop up her dog
Simon:
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind
Eddie:
I could rip off her pocketbook
Look, it's a start
Malcolm:
Drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart
Boys:
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's got to tell Brett
Richie:
YEAH!
Boys:
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Richie:
She's so such a bad persuasion
Boys:
She took our pal, she took our leader
And let him astray
Hey, hey
She's totally bad, bad news
Bad news
Listen up, Brett, you're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Throw her under the bus and come back to us
Malcolm:
Even though she has excellent shoes
She's bad